Admin Avenger Gifts

I'm self employed being self employed

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

"You can usually do most of the admin in 60 hours, then you can spend what's left of your life seeing patients."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I see a tax office...I see some clerks giggling over a self assessment form...'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Report suggests social workers spend 60% of their time on admin - "Do you remember when all wehad to worry about was client care?"

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

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