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'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

'Revenge will be mine.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

I'm self employed being self employed

Windmill Advertisements

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'