Ad-venturer Gifts

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Map of the human brain

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Fishermen

'Arf! Arf!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.