Adventurous Advertiser Gifts

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Your Ad Here

Whale Advertising Space

Market penetration Like You Wouldn't Believe!

'I say we ignore them, sir. They look like redundant copywriters.'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

Truth in Advertising.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Direct Marketing...

'Arf! Arf!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Gerald Ratner's return

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"