Advertising Adventurers Gifts

Advertising monster making attorneys add things to their specialisation 'serum'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Gerald Ratner's return

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Tin Man Visits New York

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

The Gilmore Girls

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'They balked our pitch.'

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"