Tv Advertisement Adventurer Gifts

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

As Seen Watching TV

'Mummy' clocking into to work

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'See anything in marketing?'

Yep, I'd say they're planning on making it into a movie. The following book previews were approved by the book publishing industry of America.

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

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For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'