Tv Advertisement Adventurer Pillows

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

As Seen Watching TV

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

'See anything in marketing?'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

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