Adventurous Marketers Gifts

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

London Olympics.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

Filming the Crocodile.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'See anything in marketing?'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

Festive aspirin for the holidays: 'They're red and green!'