Adventurous Marketers Gifts

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

London Olympics.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Filming the Crocodile.

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'See anything in marketing?'

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

Three cheers for advertising.

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but