Adventurous Marketer Gifts

"Aye, I be Red-Beard, Master of my ship, Lord of my crew, bloodthirsty terror of the seas... but I still can't sign for Marketing without a delegation form."

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

London Olympics.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

Filming the Crocodile.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed