Adventurous Marketer Gifts

"Aye, I be Red-Beard, Master of my ship, Lord of my crew, bloodthirsty terror of the seas... but I still can't sign for Marketing without a delegation form."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

London Olympics.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Filming the Crocodile.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'See anything in marketing?'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'