Adventure In Advertising Gifts

'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'

'See anything in marketing?'

'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.