Ad Enthusiast Gifts

"This detergent sucks."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

"Now THAT'S a good commercial. I don't know what they're selling, but it made me laugh."

'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"This will go viral! We've got marketing-strategies, brand recognition and a bunch of celebrity influencers..."

'Space for advertisement.'

Windmill Advertisements

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Your Ad Here

'Listing all the side effects is so clinical. Let's just say 'But wait. there's more!''

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

We accept 'Want' ads, Mr Pomeroy, not 'Impossible dream' ads

But first, a word from our sponsors...

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'I'm being typecast, Max! Please NO more toothpaste commercials!'

What's going on? I've rented out your forehead as billboard space. You come into contact with customers all day long. It makes perfect sense. Buy Pepsi. Ads by Google. For you! You're not the one who has a sign taped to his head. This isn't making me feel better. We can trade signs. Cialis. Ads by Google.

"I just don't think attack ads have a place in selling baby clothes."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."