Ad Warriors Gifts

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'