Ad Warriors T-Shirts

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'