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It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'You're too aggressive.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

Dream Advertisements.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

Junk food...

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

100% Effective Ad Blocking

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"Go on!"

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.

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