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"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Advertising on the internet.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'They balked our pitch.'

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.