Ad Blocker Enthusiast Gifts

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Advertising on the internet.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

'They balked our pitch.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'