Ad-block Enthusiasts Gifts

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

QR tattoo.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'