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Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

As Seen Watching TV

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

QR tattoo.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

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'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"