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"You no longer wish to view our special offers? Turn off your computer."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

QR tattoo.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

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'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"