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"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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'I hate these commerical breaks!'

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"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

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'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

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"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

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