Ad-blocking Enthusiast Pillows

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

Teleshopping

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."