Ad Blocker Aficionado Pillows

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

Eat Beef

Honesty in retail

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Man selling lamb weekly

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.