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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

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It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

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"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"Just more Junk Mail."

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"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'