Ad Avoidance Champion Pillows

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.

"You no longer wish to view our special offers? Turn off your computer."

Come in & see our selection of items 'as seen on TV but not sold in stores'.

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'