Ad-free Advocate Pillows

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

View from the Window

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Dream Advertisements.

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

The days before television

He'll have to go!

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

Mobile phones vs books

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."