Ad-free Advocate Mugs

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

View from the Window

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Dream Advertisements.

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

He'll have to go!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

The days before television

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Mobile phones vs books

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'