Ad Avoider Mugs

Dream Advertisements.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

Pill for that,

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

100% Effective Ad Blocking

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it."

"Hey, Dad! Did you get the Covid app?"

"Join the 21st century, Dad...it's a laptop computer."