Advertisement Avoider Mugs

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Dream Advertisements.

2016 Policlicks

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"At last — no Trump."

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'I want you to stop watching the 'Cable News Network,' and switch to the 'Ignorance is Bliss' channel.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'