Advertisement Avoider Gifts

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Dream Advertisements.

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

2016 Policlicks

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"At last — no Trump."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'