Advert-averse Gifts

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Cash Rebate

Junk Mail

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

A man and his cat watch tv

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

'Dear Mum and Dad, sorry we had to leave, couldn't stand another one of those bloodly stock cubes'

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

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We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.