Ad Avoider Gifts

Dream Advertisements.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

Pill for that,

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

"Hey, Dad! Did you get the Covid app?"

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it."

"Join the 21st century, Dad...it's a laptop computer."

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'