Ad-blocking Enthusiast Gifts

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Teleshopping

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"