Online Ad Blocker Enthusiast Gifts

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Advertising on the internet.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

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'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

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