Ad-busting Enthusiast Gifts

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Gerald Ratner's return

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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As Seen Watching TV

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

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"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

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DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

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'They balked our pitch.'

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'