Ad-annoyance Buster Gifts

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Dream Advertisements.

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Welcome to the logo-in-each-corner channel'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

Happening Now

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."

'Fly'

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.

"You no longer wish to view our special offers? Turn off your computer."

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'