Ad-busting Enthusiast Prints

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gerald Ratner's return

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

As Seen Watching TV

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

This Space Available.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'