Advertising Avoider Gifts

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Dream Advertisements.

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

2016 Policlicks

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

An agony of aunts

'I hate networking.'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"At last — no Trump."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'Vice is one thing but advice is far worse!'

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

'Thurlow, the difference between you and me is that I was smart enough not to take my own advice.'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'