Tv Avoider Gifts

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Dream Advertisements.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

2016 Policlicks

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Good parenting.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"At last — no Trump."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."