Tv Avoider Prints

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Dream Advertisements.

2016 Policlicks

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Good parenting.

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"At last — no Trump."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.