Movie Avoider Gifts

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Nervous at a party.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Repent

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"

"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

"Just more Junk Mail."

Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film!