Movie Avoider Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who prefers staying clear of movies? Our collection offers witty and charming items that showcase their aversion to the cinema. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, cozy pillows to striking art prints, discover unique ways to celebrate their interests with playful and personalized gifts that speak to their love of avoiding the big screen.

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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason." mockup

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

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"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

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"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there." mockup

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters." mockup

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

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"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!" mockup

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

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Nervous at a party.

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'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.' mockup

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

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'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!' mockup

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

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'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.' mockup

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

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'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?' mockup

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

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"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?" mockup

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

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'My Barry hates horror films.'

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'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.' mockup

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

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'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.' mockup

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

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"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing." mockup

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

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Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!' mockup

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

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Repent

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'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!' mockup

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.' mockup

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

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"Sit down Fred!"

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"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?" mockup

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

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"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!" mockup

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

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Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film!

Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film! mockup

Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film!

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Hiding from unwanted visitors.

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"Just more Junk Mail."

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Mantis chick flicks

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Movie Avoider Gifts Collection

Movie Avoider Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for the movie avoider. Find humorous, witty, and charming mugs that celebrate their unique stance and make every coffee break special.

Movie Avoider Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for the movie avoider. These witty and stylish cushions make a perfect addition to their relaxing space, reflecting their love of avoiding movies.

Movie Avoider Prints

Browse our art prints for the movie avoider. Unique, humorous, and eye-catching, these prints are ideal for decorating a space that celebrates their movie-free lifestyle.

Movie Avoider T-Shirts

Explore our fun collection of t-shirts for the movie avoider. Perfect for casual wear and self-expression, these tees add humor and personality to their wardrobe.