Home Movie Avoiders Gifts

'Now remember, if they start showing their home movies, you go into your cardiac arrest act.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

'Guess who.'

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

'No, Dad, that wasn't a long boring movie called 'FBI Warning'... you put the dvd on pause!'

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

'Sure! What is it?'

'And now, a box set of our holiday DVDs.'

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."