Home Movie Avoiders Mugs

'Now remember, if they start showing their home movies, you go into your cardiac arrest act.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

'Guess who.'

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

'No, Dad, that wasn't a long boring movie called 'FBI Warning'... you put the dvd on pause!'

'School report, cert. PG.'

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

'And now, a box set of our holiday DVDs.'

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."