Horror Film Avoider Mugs

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

Horror movies

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Professor Tulp meets his match

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

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