Horror Film Avoider T-Shirts

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

'He likes to power nap.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Eggsorcist"

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Professor Tulp meets his match

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."