Horror Movie Avoiders T-Shirts

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

Horror movies

'He likes to power nap.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Squeal like a pig!

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached