Horror Movie Avoiders Prints

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Horror movies

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

The Mummy's Purse...

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Squeal like a pig!

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."