Scary Movie Buffs Prints

'Guess who.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Zombies.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

He looks so natural lying there...

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Don't go in there!!"

Back to school: The Horror,

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!