Advertisement Aversion Gifts

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Cash Rebate

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"There's no privacy anymore."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'