Advertisement Skeptic Gifts

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

Cash Rebate

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

As Seen Watching TV

Girl's weight issues.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Multi-level marketing!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Dodgy Marketing

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"The improvement is the higher price."