Advertisement Skeptic Prints

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

Cash Rebate

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

As Seen Watching TV

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Posters of the Sahara

"Multi-level marketing!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"The improvement is the higher price."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."