Advert-averse Reader Gifts

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'It's baseball season!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Cash Rebate

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

''You may already have won the war....''

Chiropractor Tube Men

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

'How 'bout this darling? Big dog for sale, eats anything. Very fond of children.'

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

Magazine Insert Monthly.

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.